Coconut Oil

in the theater
ticket stubs
wait in line
to go broke

get some candy
and a soda
fifty bucks
just to choke

but no popcorn
for this viewer
lost its charms
to angry demands

no popcorn
for this viewer
no more oil
on my hands

coconut oil
in my popcorn
oh it tastes
so surreal

coconut oil
in my popcorn
makes me gleeful
when I'm sad

pusher man
at the counter
tries to make me
buy some candy corn

but I don't like that
"health food" crap
I like my corn
with lots of fat