AntiPoetics - Support - FAQ's
FAQ'sLooking for answers to common questions? You've come to the right place. Either that, or you've come to the wrong place. Yeah. If you don't see the answer to your question here, feel free to ask me via one of the contact links. If it warrants a FAQ entry, it will make it up to the site in the next most convenient update.
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Q: Who wrote the poems featured on this site?
A: I, James Aswell, authored the content in the Poetry section of this site. For better or worse, I wrote each poem and posted them here for the world to read. I sincerely hope you enjoy reading what I've made available. If not, well... It wouldn't hurt my feelings if you despised them all. :)
A: I, James Aswell, authored the content in the Poetry section of this site. For better or worse, I wrote each poem and posted them here for the world to read. I sincerely hope you enjoy reading what I've made available. If not, well... It wouldn't hurt my feelings if you despised them all. :)
Q: Are we there yet?
A: No.
A: No.
Q: Are we there yet?
A: No.
A: No.
Q: Are we there yet?
A: No.
A: No.
Q: Where am I?
A: You are here. (Imagine a giant X.)
A: You are here. (Imagine a giant X.)
Q: What's the meaning of life?
A: 42.
A: 42.
Q: I want to put a link to AntiPoetics on my site. What do I need to do?
A: Visit the Links area and follow the instructions at the bottom.
A: Visit the Links area and follow the instructions at the bottom.
Q: Why don't you ever update the site?
A: I'm slow... and busy... and... well, I think the little gnomes that used to code for me at night got fed up with the working conditions and left. I can't help it if the only stuff I have to eat around here is 4 year old Pez. (Does that answer the question?)
A: I'm slow... and busy... and... well, I think the little gnomes that used to code for me at night got fed up with the working conditions and left. I can't help it if the only stuff I have to eat around here is 4 year old Pez. (Does that answer the question?)
Q: What's your favorite color?
A: #2f2f2f.
A: #2f2f2f.
Q: Are you dating anyone?
A: Yes. :)
A: Yes. :)
Q: Why hasn't the image on the web cam changed in a while?
A: It's only updated when I feel like it. Fill out the Contact form and ask me to update it.
A: It's only updated when I feel like it. Fill out the Contact form and ask me to update it.
Q: What do I need to do if I want my site linked on AntiPoetics.com?
A: Fill out the Contact form and tell me why you think I should link to you.
A: Fill out the Contact form and tell me why you think I should link to you.
Q: Are you listening to any music and, if so, what song?
A: Why on earth would anyone want to know that? Well, this is only going to be good for about 2 more minutes but what the heck: At 04:32 PM EDT, 04-11-2005: The Dresden Dolls - The Jeep Song.
A: Why on earth would anyone want to know that? Well, this is only going to be good for about 2 more minutes but what the heck: At 04:32 PM EDT, 04-11-2005: The Dresden Dolls - The Jeep Song.
Q: Why doesn't the FAQ cover my question?
A: Because it hasn't been asked yet. Fill out the Contact form and ask me. If it warrants a FAQ entry, it will get one.
A: Because it hasn't been asked yet. Fill out the Contact form and ask me. If it warrants a FAQ entry, it will get one.
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