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Also, it is worth remembering that just because someone says something is cool that doesn't mean you have to try it. If I told you going to mime school was a great idea, that doesn't mean that you should actually attend one. (Not that I think going to mime school is technically a bad thing. I have nothing against mimes other than I find them somewhat annoying.) If you did something I said, such as following any of the material outlined within these pages, you risk embarrassment, and/or personal injury, and/or lots of other bad things. If you fully agree that I am absolutely and in no way responsible for your actions then I give you permission to read the material on this site.

Something else of importance:

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