On an excursion to the local Wal-Mart, I came across an unusual but humorous sight. A gnome statue had most likely fallen from a shelf and shattered. The broken pieces were placed on the shelf with the rest. However, the decapitated head of the broken gnome was resting in the hands of another. Alas, on a return trip, the broken gnome was gone. I decided that the scene was too good to let go and so I purchased two and recreated it here for the world.