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Answering Machine

Essentially, this is where you'll find random messages people have left on my answering machine. Um... yeah... so... check back, I'm bound to add more eventually.

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Hang It Up

Left on my answering machine, some guy argues with a woman about calling the operator. Yeah, I don't really get it... but they left it for me and now I'm sharing with the world.

What's Up

I don't really understand what this guy said... and I don't think he knew he was talking to a machine.

Hello

Um... Hi?.

Collect from Jail

For a while I kept getting these on my machine. As far as I know I don't have any friends in jail. In any event, I was never around to accept one.

Happy Thanksgiving Jay

Thanksgiving day of 2003 I got this message from some random guy. I felt bad for him since he missed spending the holiday with a friend due to a wrong number. Nice message though.

Jay's Package

Same guy as above... he kept leaving messages on my machine and I was never around to answer and inform him of his mistake. Due to a lapse of judgement, I deleted some of the better ones. Maybe there'll be more next year.

Oh My Goodness

Best answering machine message yet. I don't know what she wanted... we'll just have to guess.

End of Messages

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